the zonked, yellowing alien


The Eyeballs
August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
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I am not making any progress with PW I need to stimulate some brain joose now now now ):

Today saw me come headlong with one of my greatest fears –> Coming into direct contact with my eyeballs (putting on contact lenses) !!!!!!!!

I think this ridiculous fear of mine developed while watching an episode of Guinness World Records about eyeball poppers when I was younger.

Yeah so anyway my mum made me go to the optician’s with her and while she chose a new frame for her spectacles I had to lift my upper eyelid and pull my lower eyelid down for each individual eye so as to fit two curved discs on top of my eyeballs… It was an excruciating process but I MANAGED TO GET THE CONTACTS TO STAY ON MY CORNEASSS (albeit spending about 45 min trying to accomplish a somewhat easy task to some) !!!

Then came the process of taking both lenses out – I was quite horrified when the optician told me to ‘pinch’ my eyeball so as to extract the lenses out of my eyes… The phrase ‘pinch your eyeball’ was unnerving enough already and you wouldn’t really want to know what I was imagining in my head when she said that haha.

All in all: Spectacles > Contact lenses 8-)

I need to stop pigging out, I’ve been perpetually hungry for the whole of yesterday + today and I can feel myself becoming less conscious of what I shove down my throat..

After collecting my phone which I sent for servicing at Wheelock yesterday, N & I went to Coffee Club to do work and had one of the usual HTHTs (: Thank you for everything yesterday from the cute pooh jigsaw puzzle to filling me in about how you’re coping with life now (:

Promos are coming,
Don’t let yourself get caught bumming!